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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:14

No way
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Still no good
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
—
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.