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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

So they tried

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Then came..

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

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Still no good.

No go.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

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They put up a sign reading

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Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Everyone loved it.

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